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So Far This Is The Oldest I've Ever Been T Shirt

So Far This Is The Oldest I've Ever Been T Shirt
So Far This Is The Oldest I've Ever Been T Shirt
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A wonderful tongue in cheek joke Mens T-Shirt, perfect for batting away those people who keep pestering you about your age. We only grow old, we never grow up!

  • This T Shirt makes a perfect and fun birthday gift for anyone!
  • Premium Quality Heavy Weight T-Shirt for Men
  • Made with 100%* Ringspun Cotton for Comfort & Strength
    [*Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester blend]
  • Printed using Eco-Friendly inks
  • Double Stitched Mens T Shirt
  • Fast shipping from Bristol UK

Made in the city of Bristol, UK, packed with great care and shipped rapidly to you anywhere in the world. We are confident that you will love your brand new Shirtbox product, so much so, that we gladly offer a no hassle satisfaction guarantee as standard.

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Size Chart

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Size Name Chest Body Length
cm inches cm inches
Small 86-92 34-36 71 28
Medium 96-101 38-40 74 29
Large 107-112 42-44 77 30
X-Large 116-122 46-48 79 31
2X-Large 127-132 50-52 80 31
3X-Large 137-142 54-56 81 32
4X-Large 147-152 58-60 83 33
5X-Large 157-162 62-64 86 34

FIND THE RIGHT SIZE

Please measure yourself and use these charts to choose the right size. 

These measurements are for a standard comfortable fit, if you would like a looser fit please choose one size up from our recommendations.

MEASURING INSTRUCTIONS:

Use a flexible tape measure or a piece of string and a ruler. For the best fit, measure over undergarments that you plan to wear with your clothing. 

A: Chest

Lift your arms up and wrap a flexible tape measure around the highest part of your chest and shoulder blades. Drop arms to your sides (over the tape) to take the measurement. It should be under your arms. 

Shirtbox chest measurements are all the way around your body, not just across the front of your chest. 

B: Body Length

Use a flexible tape to measure from the top of the shoulder down your body to the point where you want your garment to end.   

 

OH NO! WHAT IF IT DOESN'T FIT?:

Have no fear, you can return your product within 30 days for a refund or exchange. 

Shipping Info

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Region Shipping Service Name Delivery Time Price
United Kingdom Royal Mail Standard 5-7 Working Days £3.79
United Kingdom Royal Mail 2 Day 2-3 Working Days £5.99
United Kingdom Royal Mail Next Day 1-2 Working Days £7.99
Europe Standard International 10-14 Working Days £4.99
Rest of World Standard International 10-14 Working Days £4.99


Further to the above, we are currently offering a deal where our standard shipping options are free on orders over £50! 

Please note that Next Day/Courier shipping will refer to business days. 

Returns

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Our no hassle returns policy is valid for 30 days from receipt of an item.
If you wish to return an item, please visit our returns page

We offer an extended returns period over the festive season to accommodate for the return of Xmas presents, for your peace of mind. 

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liam d. (Ballymena, GB)

So Far This Is The Oldest I've Ever Been T Shirt

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Susan K. (Leeds, GB)
Customer service

Absolutely unbelievably great customer service. Such a rare company attribute these days. Ordered a Large T shirt. On receipt thought a Medium would be better. Requested to return and exchange. Medium sent immediately. Was told to donate the Large to charity if I wished. Wow

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John M. (Liverpool, GB)
Tee's

Great Tee's and great service from Shirtbox, some very appropriate sayings on show. Bought a few different ones for myself, also 1 for a friend and 1 for my son, So Far this is the Oldest I've Been, Without Weirdo's I'd be alone, Weird being the same age as Old People,Installing Muscles, please wait, A few cans a day Keeps Hangover away, and others,

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gloria s. (Ryde, GB)
fabulous

I bought this t shirt for my housemate's 80th birthday,he loves it,it looks great and washes well too

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Sarah M. (Norwich, GB)
Great gift

Brought as a gift looks good quality and recipient loved it . Sizes are definitely one up larger compared to other makes

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